konji857:

um. they are so important to me.

amtrak-official:

cocoon2010:

amtrak-official:

cocoon2010:

“ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america’s rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-” I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

Please do not have sex with our trains they are late and you’ll get run over and wind up a pile of blood and guts in rural Pennsylvania

Do you enjoy ruining people’s dreams or what

I’m part of the US government

dankxsinatra:

theseventhoffrostfall:

dankxsinatra:

I wanna see a ufo

Look at a flying object and simply choose not to identify it

corrucyst:

caradelrey:

me: wassup bro lol
god: 7 HOUR compilation video of you hitting curbs while driving (VERY FUNNY)

paper-mario-wiki:

hehe

(comic by MaxOKE on twitter)

nikswonderland:

lustrousbratz:

excited for summer! anklets, toe rings, tanned skin, smelling like coconuts, shimmer spray, short shorts, flowers in my hair, white toes and bikinis☀️👙🥥